Humor
epub |eng | 2009-10-29 | Author:Mike Artell

What’s the difference between a rulebook and a statue? One is a master plan and the other is a plaster man. What’s the difference between a squashed candy and bad ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles January 28,2023 )
epub |eng | 2019-06-05 | Author:Sandy Silverthorne

Q: Why did the baker work overtime? A: He kneaded the dough. Q: Why did the belt get arrested? A: Because it held up a pair of pants. Donny: Where ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles January 17,2023 )
epub |eng | 2019-10-24 | Author:Lisa Swerling

Why did the sea urchin dream of space? He wanted to be a starfish. What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. What does even ...
( Category: Cartoons January 17,2023 )
epub |eng | 2020-06-11 | Author:Sandy Silverthorne

Kate: What do you call an ant who’s good with numbers? Nate: An accountant. Q: What did one light bulb say to the other? A: “Let’s go out tonight.” Q: ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles January 17,2023 )
epub |eng | 2021-07-28 | Author:Sandy Silverthorne

The teacher pointed at me with a ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is a real dunce!” I got sent to the principal’s office when I said, ...
( Category: Humor January 17,2023 )
epub |eng | 2015-06-29 | Author:Jessica Gunderson [Gunderson, Jessica]

To ignore the man and sneak into the ball, press here. To talk to the old man, press here. You march confidently up the castle stairs to the main entrance. ...
( Category: General January 16,2023 )
epub |eng | 2019-01-29 | Author:Unknown

Because he left it off the hook! How did the pirate know she found land? She was shore of it! What did the pirate say to the jokester? Aye, walk ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles January 15,2023 )
epub |eng | 2020-08-02 | Author:Mark Acey [Acey, Mark]

( Category: Cartoons January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | 2018-10-15 | Author:Darcy-Lee Tindale [Tindale, Darcy-Lee]

The List Cecily, Prudence, Sarah & William No longer will they mould doe MaryAnn, Thomas, Jessica, Katie & Beatrice Will close the piano lid Reginald, Francis, Balunn, Gladys & Alfred ...
( Category: Humor January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Jeanne Willis

When they have finished the milk they must be patted and squeezed to stop them exploding. When they grow a fang, the parent Earthling takes the egg of a hen ...
( Category: Humor January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Reader's Digest

* * * ALEXA’S FAVORITE Lost Balloons Never Bothered Her Anyway Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she’ll let it go! * * * Snow Kids ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles January 12,2023 )
epub |eng | 2017-12-29 | Author:Patrick McDonnell

Calls of the Wild Many of us hear birds every day but don’t think too much about what they might be saying. Birds call and sing for a number of ...
( Category: Cartoons January 6,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Jim Hogan

- What do you get when you cross a squid and a gorilla? - A stern lecture from the ethics committee! - I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles January 6,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Tony Robinson [Robinson, Tony]

Another formation was called the ‘wedge’; legionaries formed up in a triangle, then the blokes at the front charged forward, with their swords driving the enemy line apart. Most importantly, ...
( Category: Humor January 5,2023 )
epub |eng | 2019-07-01 | Author:Bethany Barton [Barton, Bethany]

( Category: General January 5,2023 )